SWT

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 Two dolls are sitting in a bedroom

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Karen:  Dean do you really think it's time. I mean are we really ready Dean?

 

Dean: Karen we've been waiting fifty years. I think it's time.

 

Karen: You will be gentle won't you? Last time we tried making out, my arms fell off.

 

Dean: Don't worry, we will take things real slow.

 

Karen: I really love you Dean

 

Dean: I know Karen.  So maybe we should get undressed. (Takes of his shirt to reveal plastic chest. Karen’s mouth opens like a doll who opens her mouth in surprise, then closes it)

 

Karen: Oh I am so shy, can we do it in the dark?

 

Dean: Okay just this once

 

(lights go off. All you can hear is their talking in the dark)

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Karen: Dean can you help me get unzipped.

 

Dean: No problem. There you go. Now we are the way nature intended us to be

 

Karen:  Oh Dean!

 

Dean: Oh Karen!

 

Karen:  Oh Dean!

 

Dean: Oh Karen!

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Karen: Oh Dean oh Dean Oh Dean

 

Dean: Oh Karen, oh Karen, Oh Karen

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(20 second silence)

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Karen: Dean?

 

Dean: Yes Karen?

 

Karen: I think there's something missing

 

Dean: Hold on I'll turn on the lights

 

(Lights go on. Karen and Dean are standing facing each other. They have no genitals at all)

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Karen: Dean, maybe if we had the instruction manual