History of Sex Part 6
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Two dolls are sitting in a bedroom
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Karen: Dean do you really think it's time. I mean are we really ready Dean?
Dean: Karen we've been waiting fifty years. I think it's time.
Karen: You will be gentle won't you? Last time we tried making out, my arms fell off.
Dean: Don't worry, we will take things real slow.
Karen: I really love you Dean
Dean: I know Karen. So maybe we should get undressed. (Takes of his shirt to reveal plastic chest. Karen’s mouth opens like a doll who opens her mouth in surprise, then closes it)
Karen: Oh I am so shy, can we do it in the dark?
Dean: Okay just this once
(lights go off. All you can hear is their talking in the dark)
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Karen: Dean can you help me get unzipped.
Dean: No problem. There you go. Now we are the way nature intended us to be
Karen: Oh Dean!
Dean: Oh Karen!
Karen: Oh Dean!
Dean: Oh Karen!
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Karen: Oh Dean oh Dean Oh Dean
Dean: Oh Karen, oh Karen, Oh Karen
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(20 second silence)
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Karen: Dean?
Dean: Yes Karen?
Karen: I think there's something missing
Dean: Hold on I'll turn on the lights
(Lights go on. Karen and Dean are standing facing each other. They have no genitals at all)
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Karen: Dean, maybe if we had the instruction manual