What NOT to take on your Honeymoon
1. Your ex wife (even if she does look like Bar Raphaeli).
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2. Bridget Jones' panties.
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3. Travel scrabble
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4. Your mother
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5. Your mother-in-law (even if she's sexier than your ex-wife)
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6. Your three kids from your previous marriage who your future wife swears she adores but has secret plans to send to a boarding school at an island off the coast of New Zealand.
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7. Your school homework. Your future husband, twenty years your senior, will be happy to help you catch up when you get back.
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8. Your pet Labrador Joe who is very affectionate but might get the wrong idea when he finds himself in the bridal suite.
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9. Your twin sister Mary. I know that you two do everything together but there comes a time....
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10. OK, if your husband wants you to bring Mary along that's fine, but don't say I didn't warn you.
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11. Your work laptop. Believe me those tweets telling the world what you are doing at every moment are greatly overrated.
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12. Your wife (just kidding) hey I didn't mean it. No need to throw that at me!!!!
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